Delivery Drama, Who Is the Better Pie?

I'm delivering a pizza when I see another delivery driver there...from a rival pizza company! We both are wondering what's going on, why did this customer order a pizza from two different places? We confront him, asking what is up. He confesses he is trying to test and see which is the better pizza. Of course, we each have to prove we're better than the other and it becomes a BBW pizza showdown. We suck, tittyfuck, and fuck him back and forth, each hoping to prove we're the best. When he finally busts inside, was he able to decide once and for all who is better?